Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Mushi-shi did it. There."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Seems legit."

 

[Knife-28]

"So you...arn't a zombie ghost Xot?"

"One chin tap for yes, two for no."

 

[Saltarius]

"How can she hug you if you're a ghost? Can you selectively choose what you pass through like Danny Phantom or some shit?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Man don't bring that up, I was too poor for Cartoon Network and then they stopped running Fairly Odd Parents on the channels I did have."

 

[Saltarius]

"I...never knew. Forgive me for my ignorance."

I totally bro-hug Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The bro hug cleanses the G-Team of their sins.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...Xot, you're not still mad about the whole beating-the-shit outta you thing right? We cool, right?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"trolololololololol"

"hey guys, whos that?"

"trololololololol"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I knew he'd come back. I told you he'd respawn! Or at least, he kind of did. RR told me he'd be back. Anyway, how are you here dude? What happened when you died?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor com walks up to Miniman.
"Alright, what did I miss?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We killed Xot but he came back, we killed Fluthlu, got a couple new guys, mall's going somewhere and Xot's boss is pissed as all hell. Would you like some drugs?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com looks at Paddy.
"Yeah, no thanks. I don't do drugs. Don't really see why other people do drugs, either, I find them uninteresting."
He drinks some coffee.
"So, you guys mind if I fix up the mall? How did the G-man thing pan out?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Lulz insue"

"stay away from my fort, you'll be shot"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"All the more for me then." I light up a crack pipe. "And feel free, Salt busted a hole in the roof. And G-man is Xot. Who we killed and shot into space. And who is now over there."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com nods, and fixes up the entire mall.
He walks up to his Golf Cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM and drives up to Paddy.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"so its fixed again"

I begin shooting out the lights in the corridor around my base...

"anyone seen sig, I gotta laugh at her"

 

[Saltarius]

"Never expect any less than the impossible in the mall."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice ride."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Whos Xot anyway?"