Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

"woah"

"Comeon, its hilarious"

I start running back to my base, yelling at knife to join me...

"i'l continue talking from the PA system."

Fires a couple of shots at corn...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"100% certified queer right here bro. And Xot was probably sent back because giggles wanted someone to keep a handle on our shenanigans."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"wanna join the b-team corn? knife and sig are welcome to join too..."

 

[Saltarius]

"No Ryan, this is hilarious ."

I boost after Ryan and grab him, before pulling a Bane and breaking his back in two.

"Maybe if you ask nicely I'll make you a wheelchair. Sig is our new protege and I'll not tolerate your shit on his new...condition."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com respawns inside the Doom Van, looks at Salt from the Bulletproof window he stole from a limozine.
"Well, I just find that annoying. Now, whats your goal, exactly?"
The bullets fail to break through the Golf Cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'mma reverse him as soon as I find him."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I shoot myself in the head, respawn and walk back into my base...

"Comeon"

"Sig, corn, knife, comeon..."

"why reverse her, she brought it on herself..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Our goal is to...defend the innocent or some shit like that. We're probably going to be convicted for a crime we didn't commit, escape a maximum security prison and live in the San Diego underground as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if you can't get anyone else to help, and if you can find us...you can call on...the G-Team."

A explosion full of nostalgia occurs behind me and Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Man this is fucking awesome. And I'm going to change Sig back because I'm a nice person."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"trololol?"

"Staffs destroyed..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** please, you think I need that stick to do some basic magic?"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com watches the nostalgia commercial.
"Well. That's new. I'll follow you."
He aims his cannon at Ryan again, and fires another 20 knives into him, killing him.
"So, whats the deal with this 'sig' person?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Eduard Khil is dead. I'll not have you mocking his memory."

I draw my blade and cut off Ryan's hands.

"Keep it up. See where it gets you. Xot was helpful and you saw what I did to him. Or you can just ask."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"probably, he did..."

"sig got turned into a chick"

I walk into my bases autodefences and set them on wild....

I respawn...

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com fires his homemade cannon at Ryans again, impaling him with 20 more knives.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh, Sigma joined us a short time ago. Due to a mishap he had his sex changed and the staff that did it was destroyed by Ryan."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"he tried it on me first so he got what he deserved..."

I bleed out and respawn...

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, I believe we need to think of a way to completely negate Giggles. Something joke-y. Something killing. A killing joke if you will. Hmm...."

My eye wanders to the comic shop as I spy a familiar comic by Alan Moore.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"no not the killing joke, too bent..."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com raised his eyebrow.
"If they really wanted to fuck with his head, they should have made him have parts of both genders."
He impales Ryan some more with his cannon. Ryan now has 20 knives stabbed through him.
"So, what can I do?"