Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I recommend you fix the multiple holes that lead into space that I made a while back."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just keep doing whatever you're doing. I can easily switch Sig back, and there's not really much else to do 'til we get we're going."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

bleed out, respawn

snipes corn, heads back to base...

snickers "headshot"

watches x-files...

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com watches as the bullet from Ryan hits the iron armor of the closed golf cart.
He drives off, and reaches the holes through space, and pulled out a needle and thread, and began to sow the fabric of time and space together.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is why I build machines instead. Because fuck if I know. Oh Xot, by the way, if you're needing a body I can just whip up a robot that looks just like you. And has death swords and shit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the PA "yeah whatever, it hurts to die..."

Rearms defences, eats taco, watches x-files

over a com link to salt "Xot could be giggles you know, right"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Speaking of which... I think we need to remove Ryan's upgrades. They look stupid on him." I nod at Doctor Com. "Long time no see. As in, we hardly ever spoke. How are you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"He's not. He himself is confused by Fuckass JesterMcGee. Or Giggles."

I start to build Xot's vessel and pray he doesn't just possess me instead.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over com system "... fair enough"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yo guys, you like webcomics?" I dig out a copy of the Girly boxset and begin to reread it.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I go look for an SUV in the mall...

find a black one and get to work on it...

"DERP DERP"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com shrugs, "Okay... Damn, you guys did a number on the fabric of Spacetime. I'm a Doctor, not a tailor!"
He continues to patch up the holes to space.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I notice Ryan working on a vehicle. "Do we really need another opponent with a vehicle?" I realize that we don't have many opponents. "Yes." I leave him be.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We just did what we were told to do. And then a little more."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Over the PA "I'm not trying to fight you, you just keep attacking me"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com finishes up patching the fabric of spacetime.
"God. What did you do? What else did I miss?"
Doctor Com flings a knife through Spacetime, and it dives through Ryans skull.
Because he didn't like Ryan.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"this is why I have a dead magic field..."

the knife lands in a wall, inside, doesn't kill Ryan...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think that's pretty much it. Good work."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Actually, you are fighting us. You have attacked us. Anyway, how'd you get access to the PA? Just asking."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You can't have a dead magic field in an environment naturally conducive to it."