Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Now listen up. This is your first day, so I'll go easy on you. If there's anything supernatural on the G-Team, it's me. I fought long and hard for magic. I've been punished for magic. And fuck you if you think you can stroll in and have demon arms." Using the Mushi equipment I remove the Darkness and graft it onto my own body.

 

[MinimanZombie]

From the boiler room I shout "We did do that with Eric!" I continue sitting in the room, with the large metal door locked, and my laptop open. I decide to read more of Homestuck.
[OOC: Paddy, Too be fair, I think you should cut down on the magic. You established earlier that it was limited, and you had fits when you used a tiny bit of it. Now, you're god damned Dr Strange, flingling magic left and right. There was no reason for that to happen. Basically, I think you're trying to be OP. And you shouldn't.]

 

[Saltarius]

I then kick him in the ribs to be a dick.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I speak into the walkie talkie. "Yo' Zomb' your stuff should be done, it's just inside the boiler, be careful now."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The darkness begins possessing you...

"Donnie darko, he's our man, donnie darko, don't shoot that guy, donnie darko, get out of your house before a plane crashes into it, donnie darko, im so tired..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ha. *****, please." A combination of Mushi and my own mind bends the Darkness into total submission. "You're playing by G-Team rules now."

 

[Saltarius]

"How can he babble hallucinations without a tongue?"

I find Elroshrit and mount him, then proceed to trample Ryan. Yet not killing him.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"why cant I watch donnie darko in peace?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Cuz we're the G-Team *****. And we run this mall."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's Eric all over again!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I activate my persuasion augs and I get italian spiderman to guard me.

 

[Paddy the Second]

No being is capable of commanding Italian Spiderman, who punches the shit out of Ryan before disappearing with the sound of a jaguar.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh god. He really must be new here."

I put him out of his misery by having Elorshrit use his harpoon gun. Because I gave him one. Because fuck you.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK." I exhale a puff of smoke, it binds the newly spawned Ryan. "Salt, lay down the ground rules."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

As I'm being blinded I stab paddy with the one unused dart of grey death.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I catch the dart between two fingers. "Almost impressive."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"look again"

It leaks on your fingers and contaminates you

 

[Paddy the Second]

Strips of Darkness absorb the contamination and fall to the ground.

 

[Saltarius]

"Rule 1: Any and all machines are mine and mine alone.
Rule 2: The G-Team rules the mall.
Rule 3: You do not make Fight Club references while reciting these rules.
Rule 4: You do not make Fight Club references while reciting these rules.
Rule 5: I'm the tech guy and Paddy is the magic user.
Rule 6: You do not fuck with the G-Team.
Rule 7: You don't have a nuclear robot Eric, be a good torso."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stick my hands inside the boiler, My suit and Raven Razor protecting me from the extreme heat. The sword is extremely helpful. I grab my weapons. They have a slight red tint to them. I attach my swords to my wrist blades, and my .357's go in their holsters. I inspect them more closely. It would seem Paddy lightly engraved them, with an ancient language or something. They feel powerful for certain. I test them out on a bed. It would seem it has a small burn effect. Perfect. Poison, and burn. Plus RR with it's leech effect. I say through my mike "Cheers Paddy." I hear Salt's rules. "Paddy, Salt, aaaaand...."