Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"And you thought explosives would be too much. Just blow your brains out."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck no!" I decapitate one of the guards/mercenaries, as they run at me.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. You can be the distraction. Just make as much noise as possible."
I open the hatch and climb down into the tunnel.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn on Zombies head.
"Yo. Let's be distraction buddies."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sigma, you're gonna get sho-"
They start firing again.
"Speak of the fucking devil."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just make sure it's really loud."
I check the blueprints to find the wall blocking off the B4 tunnel.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sit on Zombies shoulders.
"FUCK YEA! DISTRACTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS"
I throw lobsters at the Guards.

 

[Knife-28]

While walking around I come across Miniman and Sigma being distracting. I give them the thumbs up, then slip up to the main auction floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I notice Knife entering the room and point him out to Sister.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, are we gonna go or..."

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"Don't point him out."[/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

I unleash the chicken army upon the mercenaries. Eggs are laid everywhere.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"MUAHAHAHAAHAH!"
I take out the Feel-Cannon 5000 and reduce five guards to blubbering overfeeled messes crying on the floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have a very bad feeling about what the rest of them are doing. How long until the thing comes up?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"It's the main event, so they'll save it for the end."

The host walks onto the stage, and everyone applauds.

"Good evening ladies and gents. I've taken up enough of your time, so let's get right down to it. The first item on the block today is a very rare, one of a kind portal tearing device."

"We'll start the bid at one hundred thousand boonbucks!"

You have thirty million boonbucks.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What the fuck do you mean one of a kind?" I yell. "My friend Grim found one in a box that fell from the ceiling!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm happy you pointed that out friend! It just so happens to be the exact same one!"

[small]"I'll take it for two!"[/small]

[small]"Four!!"[/small]

"That's four hundred folks."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What the fuck? How'd Grim's portal saw get here?" I mutter to Sister. "Five hundred!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Five hundred! Five hundred!"

[small]"Six!"[/small]

"Six hundred!"

"There's something about that guy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You wanna find out what? Six ten!"