Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I set off 500 firworks and fall asleep on Zombies head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I adjust my gas mask in case any pipelines have ruptured, take out a torch and head down the no longer walled-off tunnel.

 

[Saltarius]

I closely follow behind Trilby, club at the ready.

"You think security caught onto that explosion?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Given that we're in a tunnel which has power conduits, gas mains and water pipes, yeah they probably caught on that something incredibly destructive, completely uncontrollable and which kills indiscriminately is wandering around down here, blowing shit up with shitty, homemade bombs."

 

[RaNDM G]

They're too busy being mauled by chickens to care.

"Next on the block is this... Thing."

"The last surviving boxed set of Hunger Games. God, these books are terrible."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I thought they were decent."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Anyone who buys them just to set them on fire walks away with the satisfaction they destroyed the last box set of crummy young adult fiction. Come on people."

[small]"I'll put ten!"[/small]

"Ten thousand?"

[small]"No. Ten boondollars."[/small]

"... Anyone want to top that?"

 

[Saltarius]

I continue walking through the tunnel, occasionally giving light taps with the golf club to detect any other structural weaknesses.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Sold... I guess."

A middle-aged man walks up to the stage. He takes a lighter from his pocket and sets the books on fire.

"Good man. Good man."

 

[Saltarius]

"C'mon, there's gotta be some kind of shortcut around here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, we're looking for the point where this wall meets the vault wall so we can avoid the security systems. We're in the shortcut."

 

[Saltarius]

"I meant like...they structurally made a shortcut as in they made cutbacks. Such as the previous wall."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I take out the blueprints and study them to find the point where the tunnel wall touches the vault.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just tell me where to start hitting it."

 

[RaNDM G]

Searching for the point where the tunnel wall touches the vault, you come across the point where the tunnel wall touches the vault.

Isn't that convenient?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I love preserving elements of culture but not even I'm gonna give up money for those shitstacks." I say, gesturing at the burning books.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch gleefully as my chicken army take care of the guards. I phone Paddy once again.
"So, anything go down in the auction that I should know about?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The Hunger Games no longer exists as a tangible object. And I bought Grim's portal saw."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pour Hyper-Evolution Smoothie all over Zombies chickens. They all rapidly evolve into velociraptors.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"MY CHICKENS! HOLY SHIT! Wait, the Hunger Games no longer exist? Sweet. Also Sigma just kinda turned my chickens into Velociraptors."