Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Wait wait."

I call Sis.

"Dude, buy that gun. For me. I like...need a gun. To own. And occasionally use."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw hundreds of flouresent bulbs at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

At the lack of Salt being shot to pieces, I climb through the hole.
"Let's start smashing things open until we find what we're looking for."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt you already have one. It works perfectly fine."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah but...that one is probably like...better."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a muffin at Salt's head.
"We have work to do."
I begin searching the room.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn into a muffin.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, I can't really search that well in low visibility, especially when I have next to no visibility."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I roll along the ground. Behind me, Muffin-trees sprout from the ground.

 

[RaNDM G]

This is a very disturbing turn of events.

[small]"Seven!"[/small]

"Seven hundred thousand people! I know we can do better than that!"

 

[Saltarius]

"C'mon Sis, you've got a shit ton of money. You're telling me you can't buy one gun for your...whatever our tense friendship could be described as."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Do you honestly, absolutely need that stupid thing?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I have to repeat myself?"

 

[RaNDM G]

She lets out a heavy sigh.

[small]"Two million..."[/small]

"What was that?"

[small]"Two million for the gun!"[/small]

"..."

The crowd is speechless.

"S-Sold... To the beautiful young woman in blue."

[small]"Hey lady! You got better things to spend Daddy's money on?"

"How about we throw a yacht in for ya?"

"That woman must be insane. It wasn't even worth the starting price."[/small]

Sister struts up and collects the firearm.

"You've got quite an eye ma'am."

"Just give me the stupid thing."

"Here."

He hands her the rifle.

"I don't keep it loaded Miss, you'll have to find ammo as you go along."

She takes her spot in the crowd. Knife leans over her shoulder.

"Nice weapon. I didn't think you would bid for that."

"I hate guns."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Thanks, Sis."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You owe me, big time."

You have $27,240,000.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll make it up to you after this whole ordeal. Promise."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I did not agree to Salt spending two million of our shared pot. But it is a nice looking gun." I make a mental note to loot this auction once the heist is complete.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. Go sit in the corner and attack any non-me blobs you see."
I start searching for valuable items as well as the thing we came here for in the first place.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I gleefully watch my chicken/velociraptors maul the guards to death.
"They hired a lot of people."