Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

SE: Seriously man this bs has gone on too long
SE: Lets grab this motherfucking door and go
SE: Also paddy
SE: Is sis ok

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: Keep it calm and don't do anything violent until we have that door in our possession, it might have security systems or some shit that'll trigger if we try to steal it.

"Ok, Jesus, I guess you'll have to wait with us."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, the door isn't here. It's just fancy bollocks. So, I'm going to go rob some rich pricks while you try and steal the thing. Come on."
I head up to the auction.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I become a temporary pickpocket. I walk back to Paddy with several wallets, purses, and golden items.

 

[Saltarius]

I follow Trilby.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Put them back."

PG: Nothing illegal until we get that fucking thing you understand Trilby?

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look up from my phone, suddenly lacking the loot.
"Sorry? I just sold them on Ebay. The guy just came to pick them up. The delivery service is really good these days."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay, Salt. When we get to the auction, I'll cause a distraction. You sneak around the back to where they're storing all the stuff, and try to find the door. And try not to listen to what's going on inside."
I phone Zombie.
"Hey, Zombie. Could you meet me and Salt just outside the auction? You and I are going to cause a distraction so Salt can sneak around the back and find this door."

TW: Okay, Paddy. Evidence suggests that the door has already been moved up to the auction. How do you suggest we get past the guards to steal it without doing anything illegal as a distraction?

 

[Paddy the Second]

I snatch the phone out of Zombie's hand. "Stop, just fucking stop, everything's going fine, we don't need you to pull your bullshit yet, just fucking wait for five fucking minutes so we actually succeed for once."

PG: I suggest winning the fucking auction and then robbing everyone, that simple enough for you?

 

[Saltarius]

"This is sounding like a legitimate plan. Surprising, given its us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sure-Hey! Oi everyone, this guy just stole my phone!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yep. And there will be no needless violence."

TW: That plan requires you to win the auction. And we have no idea how long that will take, or if you even have enough money.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I punch Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're friends! It's all in jest, here you go Zomb' I just needed to talk to Trilby for a second." I clamp a hand over Zombie's mouth. "What the fuck are you doing? Why can't you for once follow a subtle plan that will actually fucking work."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I reach the door to the theatre, lower my gas mask and take out an assault rifle. I strap two nitroglycerin bottles to my legs, on to my chest and hole another in my right hand, keeping my left on the rifle trigger.
"Okay, Salt. I would get going if I were you."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Jeez, chill. Ask for my phone next time. I'm gonna go watch my death chickens."
I leave the auction, and go back to watching my chickens murder everyone. I call Trilby.
"What's up then?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I send a tulpa next to Trilby. It wrestles him to the ground and ties up his arms and legs. "What is your problem! Just let me get on with my fucking plan which by the way is working fine!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I quickly move into the shadows when I see the door open. Luckily, it's just Zombie.
"Salt's going to sneak in the back while we take everyone in there hostage." I explain. "So, I'd get a disguise and some guns ready. By the way, little help here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa gags Trilby. "You realise these fuckers will probably have such heavy security your balls would be attached to a wall by bullets if you tried to take one person hostage?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn behind Trilby and strap a lobsteer to the side of his head.
"It's dangerous to go alone."
I walk over to Zombie and continue watching the Velocicluktors.