Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Paddy the Second

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"You really think I'm planning to actually pay for it? And it's not wasting time if it helps us achieve our goal. You don't even know where the fuck it is to steal it from."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"So, you're not planning to pay for it, but you're opposed to us stealing it? So, in essence, you just want to waste time and then steal it yourself. And yeah, I don't know were it is. WHICH IS WHY I CAUSED A DISTRACTION. So Salt could search for it."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"One, we could have interrogated them and two, you're the one who blew them the fuck up! Caused them to get blown up. Whatever."
 

Paddy the Second

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"One, you really think they wouldn't have alerted someone and moved it? Two, I told you to stay the fuck out. Also you never placed any explosives anywhere."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"How can they alert someone when their lives are in danger? And I didn't need to place explosives, I was wearing them. And holding them. That's what was in those glass bottles. Which is why I told everyone that being a hero would just make everything worse."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Will do."
I shoot Paddy in the kneecap, the shoot myself in the head and respawn on the Corvette.
 

Paddy the Second

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My tulpa, having been shot, falls over. "Ow." In the unexploded auction hall I check my watch. "So what do you do for fun Sister?"
 

RaNDM G

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After that little stunt, you are all tazed, maced, and thrown out of the building.

Except for Trilby. He is ambushed by surprise, taken down in a hail of gunfire. He spends the rest of his existence sucking food from a straw.

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A young man stands in his auction hall. It just so happens that today, the thirty seventh anniversary of the Association of Legitimate Establishments for Charity's Charity Auction for Disabled Youngsters and Orphans, is this young man's birthday. Contrary to normal customs, his job this evening will be giving gifts instead of receiving, even though he will be finely compensated for his work.

What will the name of this young man be?
 

RaNDM G

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Sigma Castell said:
MALCOM FUCKING SQUIRRELICKER
Saltarius said:
>JOHNNY EVILGUY.
Sigma Castell said:
>HANS DICKSCRABBLER
Pfft. Yeah right.

Your name is SAGE PORTER, and you have been looking forward to this event for a long time. You have been planning this show for months, and will do anything to guarantee you are received as an EXCELLENT HOST.

Look like the group is coming in. You can't wait for them to open up their pocketbooks and pay ten times more than this junk is worth.

Actually there's a lot more people in the audience than you expected. Most of them dangerous criminals. Hit men, dealers, bosses, cons, murderers, you recognize several faces from wanted posters.

You take a shot of Scotch to calm your nerves.

This segment is an hour before the break in. You can take this opportunity to rethink your strategy and try again once the auction restarts.