Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

The Muffin Forest spreadps towards the Auction Hall.

 

[RaNDM G]

The Muffin forest has several stories to overcome before it even reaches street level, let alone the penthouse.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, see it?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not yet. Still looking."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The muffin forest starts spawning muffin-bears.

 

[RaNDM G]

The guards and velociclucktors are mauled by the muffin-bears. Dear God, it's a massacre.

You find the usual. Diamond necklaces and bracelets, rings, watches, boxes of cigars, cases of Cabernet and Chenin Blanc, nothing big.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put the jewellery and wine in my bag, then toss Salt a cigar and light one for myself.
"Lots of expensive crap here. Not what we're here for, though. But don't worry. I have a plan. And it only involves a moderate amount of mindless murder."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Come on auctioneer, hurry the fuck up." I mutter to myself. "So Sister, having fun?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

The Muffin Forest catches fire. All the Muffin Bears become flaming, roaring balls of muffin and death.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not liking this plan already."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I'll only kill people if they try to kill us. I'm just letting you know that it's likely some innocents may be caught in the crossfire. And you won't even need to do that. Zombie and I will go into the main theatre and rob everybody. You and Sigma sneak in the back and steal the thingy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I run through the Muffin Forest, out on side and past Zombie.
"OHGODMUFFINFIREBEARSWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pester the rest of the team.

PsychoGeographer [PG] started a group pestering session.
PG: You dickbags stay the fuck out of the auction until you've retrieved whatever it is we're retrieving."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"MY CHICKEN MURDERERS! This is probably the best outcome actually. I uh...shit, what were we doing?"
I wonder about, and eventually find my way into the auction hall. Somehow.
"Huh..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I glare at Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I see Paddy, and try to maneuver through the people and chairs to get to him.
"Sup dude?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I literally just told all of you to stay out of here. What the ever loving fuck are you doing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

TW: Dude, it's not in the vault. Which means it's probably already been brought up to the auction. All I'm doing is saving you time waiting for it to come up.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I didn't get the message. No way of receiving it obviously. So uh...my death chickens, may murder everyone, horribly. I don't know, they were fighting muffin bears a second ago."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open the vault door.