Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Six ten! Ah man, we've got a real ball buster over here!"

[small]"Six eleven!"[/small]

"You can do better than that!"

[small]"Seven fifty!"[/small]

"There we go!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hmph. Seven sixty!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Seven sixty! Can we beat seven sixty?!"

The crowd mutters.

"Sold! To that fine gentlemen in the back! Come on up!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck, it's started."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw yeah." I walk up to the front. "Gonna get nostalgia all up in this."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear the sounds of bidding, and chickeny death coming from above.
"Alright, let's make some fucking noise!"
I continue searching for the walled-off tunnel, by tapping my gun against the wall and listening intently.

 

[RaNDM G]

"There you go. Enjoy it."

You think you've seen this guy before.

The cash is transferred from your account. You have $29,240,000.

I continue searching for the walled-off tunnel, by tapping my gun against the wall and listening intently.

You hear the screams and clucking from the floor above. It is quite sickening really.

One segment feels particularly soft, and chips as you tap against it. Looks like the contractors wanted to cut corners.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait a second guy. I've seen you somewhere before haven't I?"

 

[RaNDM G]

He winks.

"Enjoy it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thank the lord for cheap-ass labourers."
I sellotape a bottle of nitroglycerin to the chipped wall, then back off. I take careful aim at the bottle, then fire.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stow the saw in my satchel. "Xot? Or whoever was pretending to be him?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We salute ye." I shield myself behind Trilby.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Listen kid. I can't keep the show moving if you stay up here."

"Thank the lord for cheap-ass labourers."
I sellotape a bottle of nitroglycerin to the chipped wall, then back off. I take careful aim at the bottle, then fire.

You blow up.

Your body did make an excellent shield for Salt though.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Salt.
"You owe me one."
I reload my rifle and inspect the damage to the tunnel walls. And to all the pipes.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Of course, my apologies." I return to standing next to Sister. "Should find something fun with that old thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah yeah, I'll buy you somethign pretty once we're done. Did it make a good hole or what?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone Paddy.
"Yo, how's the auction coming along?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I bought Grim's portal saw, the thingy's not up yet."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And, if all goes well, it never will be."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take my grilled-sandwich machine out of my iventory and start making grilled smoothies on top of zombies head.