Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I clamp the phone to my shoulder with my head and pull a pen from my pocket. "I'm making a note on my wrist to get that done when we're finished."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm hoping you mean the sectioning and not the other thing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The sectioning."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Good. Do that. And forget that I said it was number two."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Way ahead of you." I make another note further down my arm. It says 'Beard?'

 

[Saltarius]

"So...looks like you were serious about giving up the drugs."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm always serious except when I'm joking and I'm always joking except when I'm serious." Small beads of sweat form on skin and I shudder a little.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Right. So you ever thought of what you'd do if we ever got away from this whole 'Mall' deal? More so than we already have."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Keep on truckin' round the galaxy. Earth's gone completely to shit so there's no home to return to."

 

[Saltarius]

"But I mean like, settle down. Open up a business someplace. I dunno, live."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ha! Did you ever wonder why I'm so happy about all this? It's a chance to get away from the normality earth would have forced upon us."

 

[Saltarius]

"I would welcome some normality after...everything."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well ok, I admit I'd like a little R&R after all this, but I couldn't stand it forever."

 

[Saltarius]

"Granted, we've always had rather differing ideologies, you and I. Come to think of it, we'll probably be God Tier'd by the end of all this. Doubt we could look very normal."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'd better be God Tier'd, I want my fucking quest already. And also remember that legally we don't exist, I don't think the earth government of our time was very good with interplanetary relations."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't believe they had any. And personally, I feel my title is outclassed by everyone else. Maybe it's just my own self-deprecating nature."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Maid of Hope? At least yours sounds badass, mine lets me help people by believing in them."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, Hope is pure fucking magic, and Aradia was no pushover."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah, and I'm already a magic wielder. At least I was. Still fucking locked. And I don't recall being a pushover."

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly! Nobody knows what the fuck Doom is or does!"