Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Alright, maybe we just let someone else win and we take it from them! Hell, we could sneak in beforehand using the saw, disarm the security systems, and swipe it in the middle of the night!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look around for a security guard or auction employee.

 

[Knife-28]

I see a man looking around and walk over to him, still disguised as a guard. "Can I help you sir?" I ask, tapping him on the shoulder.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to look at the guard.
"Yes. But I need to talk to you in private. In fact, I would prefer to talk to one of your superiors."

 

[Knife-28]

I look around, then point out a more senior guard to the man. "Wait, have we met before?" I ask, turning back around as I walk away.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nope. Never met you before."
I walk over to the guard pointed out to me.

 

[RaNDM G]

You know you most certainly have met this man before.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I scratch my chin. "Why do people keep calling me Joe? Hmm. Shouldn't have asked how it worked, got it for much less last time. Oh she's gone."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Next on the block..."

"You've got to be fucking kidding me. These books are terrible."

 

[Knife-28]

"I'll put ten!" A voice calls out from the back, and I turn just in time to see Knife lower his hand.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not gonna challenge that. Gimme a sec Sister." I walk over to Knife. "How much have you got? We could pool for the door."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I plop down one of my chicken warriors, and sit down, cross legged.

"So...Cluckers. What do you think we should do?"

The chicken pecks my shin.

"Right. But, how do we do that?"

The chicken flaps its wings.

"That's...perfect..."

Cluckers then makes that strange noise Chickens make. You know, the-
"BACAW!"
Yeah, that. I put Cluckers back in my inventory, head towards the building containing the auction.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I message Zombie.

PG: No.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: What?

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ten dollars... Sold."

You throw the box at the Australian and head to the back of the stage.

You look at the photo. That was him.

 

[Saltarius]

I make another attempt to cut a portal to the door's location.

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: Stay the fuck away from the auction hall until I say otherwise.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That's gonna be an issue."
I arrive at the building's entrance.

 

[RaNDM G]

You end up back in the store room.

"Salt, I don't think it works on wishes."

 

[Saltarius]

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"