Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I walk up to the stage, smugly.
"I'll be taking that, if I may."

 

[RaNDM G]

"G-go ahead."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take the gun.
"Huh...nice..."
I search my inventory for some ammo for it.

 

[Saltarius]

I cut a portal into the auction hall, smack the gun out of Zombie's hands and step back through, closing it behind me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pick the gun back up.
"Dickhead."

 

[RaNDM G]

You stand next to the man as he searches for ammo. He seems to forget that he is still standing on stage. You whisper to him.

[small]"Hey kid. You might want to wait."[/small]

You nudge him, pointing out several guards. They see what he's up to, and they all have their pistols and rifles in hand.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I tap the guard on the shoulder.
"Sir, I need to talk to you in private about what may well be a very serious issue for your patrons."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[sub]"Right...thanks. Hey, out of curiosity, when's that priceless artifact gonna pop up?"[/sub] I stop searching for ammo, and sling the weapon over my back.

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"It's the headliner. It won't be on until the end of the show."[/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

[sub]"Okay. How many items left?"[/sub]

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"Three. We're planning on cutting this one short."[/small]

 

[Saltarius]

I quietly step into the auction hall and sit next to what I assume is a rich douchebag.

"Dude, wish I bought that gun. This guy I know who's cousins with the auctioneer said it's the headline item that they sold early to keep up interest."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hmph", he says.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[sub]"Do I get to know what these items are?"[/sub]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I keep trying to get the guard's attention.

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"No, now get off the stage. I got a job to do."[/small]

 

[Saltarius]

"Maybe you can catch up to him after the show and bargain with him. Or hell, maybe he's leaving now! You'd best catch him before word spreads that that was the big name item, the gun that was just sold.."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. THANK YOU EVERYONE, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE HAVING YOU!" I walk off backstage.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh, good heavens!"

The shmuck leaves.

The crowd applauds Zombie's showmanship.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone Salt.
"So dude, I just got the best item in the show. Yeah, the auctioneer told me it was the high end item they were on about."
I say lough enough for the front few rows to hear.