Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I adjust some of the dials in Peake's hilt and set it to its coldest (see the fight between us and those owl shitheads in that part where Salt was living out his Batman fanfiction) and freeze the water directly in front of me. I continue to do this and walk across to the other side.

 

[RaNDM G]

You promptly freeze the river, along with the surrounding countryside. The river dams, and a population of forest animals shake their collective paws, hooves, and wings at you. You make it across in spite of them.

The old crazy guy said the town was across the river. If it hasn't been frozen over, it may be along the river either to Northwest or Southeast. Or it could be inland.

Your call.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I adjust the dials again, hoping to reverse the effects. "Probably shouldn't have turned it up that high." I mutter before continuing inland.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude Knife...what if like...one of us is secretly an incubus or something?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I..what?" I cock my head to the side. "Salt did you get into Paddy's stash?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk back over to Knife and Salt, now two-armed once more.
"What're you talking about now?" I ask.

 

[Saltarius]

"Whether or not someone among us is an incubus. Succubi are out of the running by default."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why would you think that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'unno. Just...what if?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yes Salt, YOU are the incubus. You cannot trick us into thinking otherwise."

 

[Saltarius]

"Considering that I have had sex with Paddy multiple times and he still has his soul, no."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Paddy is probably lacking in the soul department."

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen, I doubt you honestly want to risk testing this yourself. So there is one less suspect on the succubus/incubus list."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa slaps Zombie in the face and holds up a (definitely not stolen) iphone, playing a video of me. "I heard that!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, I think you've gone a bit stir crazy. Then again, who hasn't?"

 

[Saltarius]

"THERE'S A PRESENT DANGER AND YOU'RE IGNORING IT! Paddy, who among us is the most likely to be an incubus and or succubus?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How is there a present danger? There's only one woman here, who nobody apart from you has tried to have sex with, and the only people who have had sex with other men are you, Salt, and Paddy." I remind Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sex with her isn't my priority, despite how many of you primally perceive my past advances."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I superglue a pair of unbelievably shitty horns to Salts forehead.
"I agree with Trilby. Besides, everyone knows Demons arn't real."

 

[Saltarius]

"Pretty sure you've summoned smoothie demons or some bullshit at some point. And get that shit off me."