Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I poke the shitty horns on Salt's head. "Yea nah they're superglued on." I say, "Congratulations Salt, your the new incubus."

Somewhere, a jukebox starts playing.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not like I was having intercourse with anyone either way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well this shocking revelation has lasted a whole of a 10 minutes. Let's-"
A rainbow appears, and so does a leprechaun.
"Hello there! Can I interest you folks in some gold?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Is it possible to trip when you can't see?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa greets the leprechaun. "GIMME SOME FUCKIN' GOLD!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun pulls out a cleaver and slams it into the tulpas face.

"BACK TO HELL YE DEMON! Ahem. Like I said, I can easily give you folks the gold you desire. You just need to do one little thing for me. You in?"

 

[Saltarius]

"If it involves sex or the like I'm out."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa collapses to the floor dripping blood. "Hang on I'm made of thoughts." It disappears and the cleaver clatters to the floor.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh don't worry about that lad! Nothing weird. I just need you to *COUGH* [small]walk up a mountain and drop a box containing an ancient deadly artifact into a pit of lava[/small] *COUGH* and then return here!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I want to be Aragorn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"U wot m8 do you even Zumba?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sneak up behind the leprechaun and tackle him.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun uses it's magical abilities to travel via the rainbow. It drops behind Trilby.
"And who are you lad?"

 

[Saltarius]

"He's Sam. In the LOTR sense."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I begin to wonder how someone can travel by rainbow when there's no rain, but I remember we're in the Mall, where precisely jack shit makes sense.
"Me? Nobody you should worry about. I was just leaving, actually."
I start to walk off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stick some clouds to Trilby's eyes, giving him cloud-vision.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wh- what's happening? Why is everything foggy!? OH GOD!"
I panic and start throwing Molotovs everywhere.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The cloud catches fire.
Everything catches fire.
Trilby now has Fire-Cloud vision.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"PERFECT! The fire clouds shall lead you to your destination! Have a safe journey! ZALLYWHIP!"
The leprechaun flies away.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What's happening? What destination? What the shitting hell is going on!?"
I curl up in a ball and wait for everything to start making sense.