Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I gasp and throw up corn all over the ground. A robotic voice screams out form somewhere.
"UNAUTHORIZED CORN"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I land on the ground, and my head explodes into gore.
I respawn on Sigma's shoulders.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I glance up.
"THE HERETIC! HE HAST BEFOULED MY HOLY SHOULDERS!"
I jump into a bath filled with Molecular Acid.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wat." I say as I'm dissolved or whatever.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm waiting."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun teleports to Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"AH! Hey buddy, wanna want pee fetish porn?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun teleports away from Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Damn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set fire to the rain.
Watch it burn as I stab the corn.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The corn God cries.
"My poor brothers...Oh wait."
He beats Sigma up with his bat.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"My Lord, you do not understand!"
I point dramatically to the stabbed corn.
"They had been taken by the Bacon Demon! They were lost to us"

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Something about this adventure seems really corny." I say.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Knife and punch him in the spine.
"NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE TECHNICALLY CORRECT PUNS!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Attacking a man in the back? That really is spineless Trilby."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa appears next to Knife.
"Do I sense...
PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yes, yes you do."

 

[Sigma Castell]

A swarm of Pun-Bears stampedes towards Knife.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch my mechanical hand through the back of Knife's skull, grab his spinal cord and plant a foot on his lower back. With a sharp pull back with my hand, and a forceful kick downwards, I tear Knife's spine out.
"Not as spineless as you."

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn and nudge my body with my foot. "Yea well after that last pun that really was a no brainier wasn't it." I say.

I am then crushed by a group of stampeding Pun-Bears and respawn again. "Ugh, that was unbearable."