Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"ALL HAIL THE CORN GOD!!"
I stick a Holy Corn Headdress on Trilby's head and set fire to a pile of corn, and begin dancing and chanting around it.
"WOLOWOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"

 

[MinimanZombie]

A man floats and sits on top of Trilby's head.
"You. Walk north."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Are you Gandalf?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I am Corn God. Summoned. All walk north."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you Negan?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I can't. You're on my head." I point out.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hmph. Fine."
The corn god floats one centimeter above Trilbys head. He then proceeds to release his inner gasses.
"Holding in all day. NOW! Walk north!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Where's Lucille?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I try to stand up, but bump into the Corn God because he's one centimetre above my head.
"Do you not understand how solid objects work or something?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The Corn God pulls out a baseball bat, wrapped in barbed wire. He proceeds to beat Trilby's head in. For a more graphic description, see the Walking Dead comic, issue 100. [Spoiler warning obviously]
"Now. ONWARD MORTALS."
He floats towards the north. I shrug and follow him.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Dude, I get the feeling that death must have been graphic and disturbing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn, then walk west because my vision is still, literally, cloudy.
And fiery.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I gather up the ashes of the corn and follow the Corn God, still chanting and dancing.
"WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO"
I start sprinkling the ashes over Zombies head.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun stalks Trilby.

Meanwhile I hold my hand out.
"Is it snowing per chance? Oh wait. Oh."

 

[Saltarius]

"How did Negan die in the-wait, shit. He hasn't."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"HARK! A NEW ACOLYTE HAS BEEN BAPTIZED WITH THE HOLY ASHES OF THE MAIZE-CHILDREN! WELCOME BROTHER!"
I hand Zombie his Official Corn God T-shirt and his Corn Headgear.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I don the new apparel. I feel an amazing power surge through me, and I stretch out my arm. A bright light flashes before my eyes, causing me to avert them. I look back. A single piece of corn.
"What the fuck."

The leprechaun makes a rainbow bridge for Trilby, so he doesn't walk into a canyon.

 

[Saltarius]

"IS NO ONE ELSE GOING TO QUESTION WHAT THE LEADER OF THE SAVIORS IS DOING OUT HERE?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pass through the rainbow bridge because I'm not magic, and light has no mass.
I begin to descend down the rocky wall, face first.
"God dammit, physics."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun sheds a single tear.
"He...he doesn't believe...Poor lad."

Meanwhile I read TWD compendium.