Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I throttle Knife with his own spinal cord.

 

[Knife-28]

"You know I feel you've got a bone to pick with me Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Knife in the head.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn. "Well I...uh, fuck. I can't think of a pun." I say with a shrug, "My brain's shot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I am filled with such burning rage that I catch fire.
As in, I literally ignite.
"FUCK."

 

[Knife-28]

"I know Scotsmen are known for their fiery personalities, but this is ridicules!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You're just fanning the flames, Knife."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab Knife in the chest.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The puns cause my tulpa to overload and burst into flames.

 

[Knife-28]

I look down at my chest. "Gee, shanks."

 

[Saltarius]

"That pun cut like a knife."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start repeatedly kicking Knife in the groin until he dies.
Somehow.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Everyone is eaten by rampaging Pun Bears. They supercombine into the Mother Bear, which eats the Multiverse.


The End

 

[Knife-28]

Everything respawns. Again.

"Wow, that really took balls to do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"GOD DAMMIT KNIFE!"
I pull the pin out of a grenade, then ram it down Knife's throat.

 

[Knife-28]

"You should really watch that explo-" The grenade goes off, and I respawn. "-sive temper of yours Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I set Knife on fire, then start throwing bottles of vodka at his head.

 

[Knife-28]

"I always knew I was pretty hot stuff, thanks." I say, catching one of the bottles and taking a swig. I don't get very far, as the contents of the bottle also catch on fire and cause it to explode.

I respawn.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I knock Knife out and start sewing his lips shut.

 

[Knife-28]

I fall onto my still burning dead body and burn to death, then respawn. "You know any attempt to stop me now would be a mute point."