Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Trilby, you seem to have alot of pent up anger, I mean all I'm doing is makung puns and you keep mowing me down every time."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find a freezer, get a load of ice cubes, then start shoving them into Knife's mouth, nose and ears. Once his head is sufficiently filled with ice, I grab a two-by-four and smack Knife in the face with it.

 

[Saltarius]

"You need to chill out Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sigh.
"Shoulda seen that one coming..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oi!" I slap Salt over the back of the head, "I'm the one that does the puns, no use Trilby giving us both the cold shoulder."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab a power sander, and start sanding Knife's face off.

 

[Knife-28]

"Gee, you could sand to not be that rough with me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start drilling Knife's heart.

 

[Knife-28]

"You know, I don't think your heart's in it anymore Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That one wasn't as good." I say, as I start drowning Knife with milk.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is udderly ridiculous."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Come on you omniscient asshole!"

What? What did I do?

You have been following the trail inland for only twelve seconds. You should get a move on if you want to reach Harstrad by nightfall.

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, fuck off, these are my puns." I say. "Unless you want Trilby to kick you up your dairy-air."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run towards Harstrad. "Razzafrickinioughtashowhimathingortwo." I mumble as I go.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I eat some blueberries.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I draw an Eldritch Summoning Circle and begin chanting.

 

[Saltarius]

"That was just cheesy."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rip Knife's tongue out and start choking him with it

 

[Knife-28]

"Trilby, while I'm flattered that you'd slip me some tongue, I am not a Homosexual."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not yet, anyway." I say, before ramming two spoons through Knife's eyes and swirling his brain around with them.