Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"..."
I sit down on the ground

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis some crazy bullshits happening out here you need to see this."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister cannot come out and see this. She is passed out over a desk, having drowned her misery and abandonment in liquor.

Come on girl, it's only been a week and a half.

 

[Saltarius]

I weigh my options.

>Pick lock despite blindness.
>Wait.
>Read more ASOS and cry harder.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What in all of holy hell is going on here!?"
I grab Sigma by the throat and lift him into the air.
"Explain this tomfoolery!"

 

[Corn God]

I teleport to Salt.
"What are you doing mortal fool?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...there's a girl in there I'm sort of concerned about given she isn't responding and she's been in there for balls knows how long and I'm pretty sure I smell a fuckton of alcohol."

 

[Corn God]

"Ugh. I'll sort this out."
I teleport into the room, and beat Sisters brain in instantly. I return to Salt.
"Fixed it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now I smell blood and alcohol. I think you just made things like twelve times worse."

 

[Corn God]

I wipe the bat on Salts back.
"Blood just stains. Horrible."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is that barbed wire on whatever the fuck you're rubbing me with."

I start hitting the door in an attempt to break it open.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife opens the door and looks at Salt. "I assume you have something to do with the guy in the corny suit beating Sis's brains in?"

I meanwhile wonder what the fuck is going on.

 

[Saltarius]

"He...He what. I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW A FAIR AMOUNT ABOUT ME AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT A POINT TO TELL ME SOONER!?"

 

[Knife-28]

"It literally just happened. Fuck you're carring on like she won't respawn."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw Sigma at Knife's head.
"Will someone explain why everything has turned to stupid?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Ow, I don't fucking know!" I yell at Trilby, trying (and failing) to avoid Sigma's body.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well fucking christ man, at least help me open the damn door."

 

[Knife-28]

"I could've, but I really didn't feel like it."

 

[Corn God]

I eat some corn.
"This is real good. You should try some."

 

[Saltarius]

I bash the Corn God's head into the door.