Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Corn God]

I teleport out the way. I then dump some steaming hot corn down the inside of Salts top.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" I run back to the river and follow it to Harstrad.

My tulpa falls over in shock at what is happening.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I stab Corn God in the face with Swordblend.
"Goddammit I thought I killed you three years ago!"[/b]

 

[Corn God]

"You can never kill a god!"
I bash Nega Sig's head in.

 

[Saltarius]

I begin bashing my head into the wall, partially waiting for Sister to respawn.

 

[RaNDM G]

The door opens. Sister steps out, too drunk to notice the blood and bits of skull streaming down the side of her head.

"Oh. It's you."

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" I run back to the river and follow it to Harstrad.

You follow the river into the highlands. You easily spot the village atop one of the many hills, and arrive after an hour's walk.

[sub][sub](noirlac)[/sub][/sub]

Now what?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... Sis. You have something in your hair." I point out. "You might want to get that, unless you're going for the whole 'abomination brought back from beyond the grave' look."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fuck inside jokes. Fuck 'em."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I jog over to the nearest villager. "Hey there, I have this thing from some warlocks I'm supposed to deliver to here. You wanna take it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Should I be concerned about the copious smell of alcohol and blood emanating from the room?"

A small trickle of blood leaks down my face.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I scramble to my feet, blood dripping from the side of my head. I pick up Swordblend and narrow my eyes.
"Alright you bastard, let's finish this. I'm about to become a Cereal-Killer. When we're done here, I'll bury you so far down tha-"
I notice Sister.
I sidle up next to Sigma.
"Pssst."[/b]

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I glance at NSC.
"What?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Cause y'know. Substance abuse is kind of a serious issue. And self harm."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Isn't that the Huge *****?"[/b]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over to where NSC is pointing.
"...Yes."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I ponder for a moment.
"...Let's set her on fire."[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, I can already hear you talking to yourself over there."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I cover Sister in burning Napalm.[/b]