Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I look at Sister, then down at my sword.
"Yes. Let's."
I cover Sister in petrol and throw a Molotov at her face.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I fistbump Sigma.
"Fire bros for life yo."[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

I whap both Sigmas on the back of the head.

"Could you both do us all a great favor and fucking stop?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I cough and look away.
"Sorry. Reflex."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa continues to stare in shock at the stupidity in front of him.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I look at Salt.
"You're just jealous cos we make her hotter than you do."[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

"You better make that reflex fucking learn the shit it is not to do around me."

I jam my thumbs in Nega Sigma's eyes.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make a smoothie and give it to Paddy's Tulpa.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa pours the smoothie into his face, missing with most of it.

 

[Saltarius]

"I believe we have made it clear comments such as the one that Nega Sigma made are not to be spoken."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Oops, sore subject. Wouldn't wan to make things...heated...after all, would I?"
I swerve under Salts hands take a few steps back, grinning.[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

I strangle Nega Sigma and begin beating his head in with my cane.

 

[Corn God]

I stuff steaming hot corn down Salts throat.

 

[Saltarius]

I begin beating the Corn God's head against Nega Sigma.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Dick...Butttttt..."
I sweep Slats legs out from underneath him and dance away.[/b]

[img/]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/030/dickbutt.jpg[/img]

 

[Corn God]

I stuff steaming hot corn into Salts acid burned eyes, and into his ears.

 

[Saltarius]

I take the Corn God's corn and stab Nega Sigma in the chest with in, driving it in with the bottom of my cane.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa bows to the glory that is Dickbutt.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"You underestimate my power, Salt'O'Flannigan'O'Seamus'O'Paddy"
Salt becomes Dickbutt and Dickbutt Dickbutt Dickbutt, Dickbutt Dickbutt.[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

"My last name is Crane, dickweed."

In accordance with his wishes, I ram the corn into Nega Sig's rear. I then begin to put Sister out via copious water dousing.