Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Nega Sigma Castell]

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[Saltarius]

"I am not having anything to do with this candy-coated fucking nightmare."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/][color={FF0000}]"AAaaawww dahhn't be loik daht Salte me olde matey"[/color][/b]

 

[Saltarius]

"For the love of god, no. I am not doing this. I am not succumbing to this crap."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is not going to end well for anyone. At all."
I think for a few seconds.
"But it would be majorly inconsistent with everything we've ever done to let that bother us."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's still going to bother me given how fucking stupid this looks."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"AH!"
I respawn.
"Pink? Not my colour, but it'll do."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not going to lie, there are worse status quos to attain, but this is still pretty fucking low."

 

[Knife-28]

"I dunno Salt, I think you're new look suits you." Knife says with a grin.

 

[Saltarius]

"Gee, maybe if this sugar coated fuckery gave my my eyesight back, I could give a proper opinion."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hah, now that would be a mirical." Knife says, before looking at me. "So, rocking the robo-leg now are we?"
"Yea, I guess."
"Fair enough, not that I can mind you emulating me a little, it's a little strange, but I don't mind."
"I, wait, what?"
"With the leg." Knife says, pulling up the cuff of is jeans to reveal his own robotic leg.
"I...um, god DAMN it Trilby!" I yell, furiously hopping on one leg as I unscrew the robotic prosthetic before throwning it in Trilby's directions before storming off.
"Fuck, what's got his knickers in a twist?" Knife asks, watching me hop to a distant store.

 

[Saltarius]

"Other Knife, should I be glad that I can't see this rainbow-filled, seizure-fest hell?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall over due to being hit in the face by a metal leg.
"Y'know, Knifes, you two seem to have a really bad habit of losing limbs. You should really do something about that."

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, it happens. Besides, if I had an actual hand could I do this?" Knife says, snapping his metallic fingers and causing a flame to appear above his thumb. "And Salt it's not that bad, as long as you avoid looking up or at Nega Sigma."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis, how many times a day do you regret the company you decide to keep? Experiences such as this heighten that feeling tenfold. Maybe twentyfold."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Show off."
I point Knife's leg at Knife, then fire the in-built shotgun.

 

[Saltarius]

"Make that thirty."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm just a random guy some wizards sent over here to deliver this staff."

I sure hope this doesn't turn out to be like the opening to Final Fantasy 4.

Not necessarily.

"I see..."

More townsfolk arrive and crowd around, trying to console the girl. The man leads you away, trying to give her space.

"We sent one of our men to speak with the warlocks. Her husband. The staff was an offering of peace. If they have returned it, then they will come to our town by dawn."

"Sis, how many times a day do you regret the company you decide to keep? Experiences such as this heighten that feeling tenfold. Maybe twentyfold."

"Make that thirty."

"Why must you hurt me in this way?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Welp. Fear not good sir, for I am a mall fighter, famed across the galaxies for my heroism, when it goes right, and I will protect your town!" I wish the others were here.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/][color={FF0000}]I float past Salt, throwing rainbow sprinkles at his face.
"Caem ooon, cher oop ye groupmeh bastayrd"[/color][/b]