Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...One second."

"Hey uh...Sis. By any chance can you read braille?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hold up a large spike made out of Anti-ghost metal.
"We could stab her eyes out. Then she'd have to learn braille."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sig, dude, not at all helping."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Welp. Fear not good sir, for I am a mall fighter, famed across the galaxies for my heroism, when it goes right, and I will protect your town!" I wish the others were here.

"I'll believe that when I see it."

"Hey uh...Sis. By any chance can you read braille?"

"People actually use braille?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm considering if I should be offended."

"Sig, the plan's shot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Plan B"
I stab Sister in the eyes with the Anti-Ghost spikes.

 

[Saltarius]

"OH, THAT REALLY HELPED!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Salt, still holding the spikes in Sisters eyes.
"Well now she's blind. So she'll have to learn braille."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, for fuck's sake, who did you think would thereotically teach her? I'm blind too, dumbass!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey there buddy, keep that sass mouth up and I'll leave you to the warlocks."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Blind People Magic?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It doesn't exist Sigma. You have completely destroyed an already hopeless plan further."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey there buddy, keep that sass mouth up and I'll leave you to the warlocks."

"I'm not your buddy, guy."

"[small]Blind people magic...[/small] What is wrong with you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I tear the spikes out of Sisters eyes, and drop them on the floor.
"All my life...I believed a lie..."

 

[Saltarius]

"So uh...sorry about the uh...eye thing."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh. That's no big deal."

She grabs a spike and jams it in her skull.

Sister respawns, perfectly fine.

 

[Saltarius]

"Of course. So anwyays, Sis...should I be concerned about that cloying scent of alcohol coming from the office?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"What cloying scent of alcohol?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shoot Sister in the eyes again.

 

[Saltarius]

"You sort of came out smelling like a a bar exploded."