Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"That's it, warlocks for everyone!" I turn to leave.

 

[Knife-28]

"Actually that was me." Knife says. "Though to be fair it didn't explode, it just got shaken up a bit by this dropkick from the Dark Brotherhood."

 

[Saltarius]

I walk over to Paddy's tulpa.

"...Should I even try?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

Blinding pillars of light flash over Salt as my tulpa turns to face him. "Guess it's lucky you're blind."

 

[Saltarius]

"You didn't answer my question."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Could you rephrase it so I have an ides of what's going on?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Consider the looming holiday before us."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I lean over and whisper in Salts ear.
"Looooooooooooverboy, you're playing those hearts like toys,
Don't you feel bad, don't you feel bad?
Filled with repent?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hold on a sec." My tulpa digs around in his bag, pulling out a card and handing it to Salt.

Spoiler: It looks like this.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, number one, I don't know what song you're quoting. Paddy, two, I don't trust that card."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's a very romantic and fitting card, isn't it Sig?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dude you Mat at Six what the hell is wrong with you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not even sure a card is going to work, dude."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trust me, this card will work."

 

[Saltarius]

"No offense, but I don't trust you as far as I can throw you on this matter."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Dude that is the most romantic card I've ever seen. Ever."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Being only semi solid you could either throw me incredibly far or not at all depending on how I choose to be."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ok ok, fuck the cards temporarily. What is another way I can approach this that could come off as not cheap and not douchebaggish?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Stripper in a cake."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sig, I'm fairly certain the person in question has to actually, y'know, like you physically and mentally for that to succeed."