Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I return from the office.

"No, Sister. I was receiving advice from the others on how I should go about asking you."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt, I appreciate the sarcasm, but I'm having a conversation here."

 

[Saltarius]

"When I go and slaughter the next planet we go on, I want you all to know this is the moment that set me down on that path."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey Salt don't go all grimdark on us now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can someone just...say what needs to be said?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What, that the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man is our Lord and Savior?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No for...I was trying to ask Sister out."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dont the Sacred Marshmallow Headgear and being the Initiation Rites.
"SALTARIUS CRANE," I boom, "I HEARBY DUB THEE SER MALLOW OF MARSH"
I hit Salt in the face with an enormous marshmallow.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well Sis I mean, if Trilby says no...you know. We could always like. Considering the holiday coming up and uh...shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Knife, by that logic, the bears inside the cake could all have a shitload of DVDs." I point out.
I turn to Sister, and shrug. "I don't think so... I'm gonna go with 'no, I wasn't'."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa runs through and lifts everyone except Salt and Sister on his shoulders before running away. Another one appears next to Salt. "Try it now." He says before dispersing.

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, you know because I wasn't trying to help him or anything." Knife says to Paddy's tulpa.

 

[Saltarius]

"So uh...Sister. Would you like to...in the near future...go out sometime?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk back to the group.
"I'm back fromhaving no internet the shops. I brought a shit ton of kinder Buenos. Anyone want one?"
I notice Salts awful attempts. I pull him away before he can say a word.
"Dude, no no no. That won't work."

 

[Saltarius]

"...You're right. I'll just give up fuck this I can't do it sweet Jesus what is wrong with me hell shit fuckfuckfuck."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah man, you gotta play it cool and hard to get. Pretend you're not interested, and be a small bit of a douche to her. Here, go put these on."
I give Salt some 'Chav' clothes.

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought being direct was the best way to do this."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Look dude, who are you gonna trust? The guy with the questionable mental state, or Knife? Just put the clothes on, and she'll soon fall for you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, actually."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Clothes. On. Now."