Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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Knife walks back over just in time to see Zombie give Salt the clothing and some (shit awful) advice. "Fucking hell Zombie piss off, go take some time out to acually grow that pea sized chunk of muscle you call a brain." He says as he shoos him away.
"Look Salt don't listen to him ok, he's just putting you on. You don't need this," Knife grabs the chav clothes and chucks them in a nearby store. "Look your fine as you are, just be confident, rock up to Sister with some flowers and say 'Sister, would like to go see a movie?' Ok?"
"Look Salt don't listen to him ok, he's just putting you on. You don't need this," Knife grabs the chav clothes and chucks them in a nearby store. "Look your fine as you are, just be confident, rock up to Sister with some flowers and say 'Sister, would like to go see a movie?' Ok?"
I pull Knife aside.
"Roll with it dude. I have an overarching plan."
I walk away with Sigma.
"Let's go fill that office Sis was in with smoothies."
"Roll with it dude. I have an overarching plan."
I walk away with Sigma.
"Let's go fill that office Sis was in with smoothies."
"Plan."
I grab my Blender and a long plastic tube. I attache the tube to the vent in Sisters office and the other end to the blender.
"Bring the fruit yo."
I grab my Blender and a long plastic tube. I attache the tube to the vent in Sisters office and the other end to the blender.
"Bring the fruit yo."
I grab several different fruits. Mangoes, oranges, bananas, some more mangoes, and much more, amazing and tasty fruit.
"This can't possibly have any negative consequences."
"This can't possibly have any negative consequences."
"Mate I never lost it. Now go find some flowers man, I'll catch up." Knife says with a grin that dissappears as he faces Zombie. "Mate, just go ok. I couldn't care less about whatever 'Overarching plan' bullshit you have if I tried but where's the logic in...this?"
"Pffffff that's impossible"
I throw all the fruit in, along with a table, several passing Bulgarians and some hellfire for good measure.
I throw all the fruit in, along with a table, several passing Bulgarians and some hellfire for good measure.
"Aaaaw yea, delish as hell yo."
I slice in some turmeric, attach the lid and switch it onto full power.
Somewhere deep beneath our feet, a cosmic power rumbles.
I slice in some turmeric, attach the lid and switch it onto full power.
Somewhere deep beneath our feet, a cosmic power rumbles.
There is silence for a few moments.
Then suddenly.
450,000 litres of demon-infused smoothie pours into the office Sis is in. The tube cracks, and the smoothie spryas out all over Salt and knife.
Then suddenly.
450,000 litres of demon-infused smoothie pours into the office Sis is in. The tube cracks, and the smoothie spryas out all over Salt and knife.