Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I'm just going to try again the normal way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're doing this the hard way then."
I knock Salt out.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I burn Salts clothes.
"Lol nope."

 

[Saltarius]

I lie unconscious.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I put the chav clothes over his current burnt ones.
"There we go. Now, give it a while and you'll have the perfect mindset in no time."
I put a tape recorder beside his ear, playing the audio version of 'How to Win Women: Dick Style'.

 

[Saltarius]

I wake up and kick Zombie in the dick, before running back into the office and killing myself, respawning with my normal clothes.

"Dude. I'm doing this the old-fashioned way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But Sis is a...Modern chick? Just try my way, I'm sure it will work! Please?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I am not risking something this big with something you came up with."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Came up with? Dude, did you see the couples back on earth?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I perform emergency brain surgery and replace Salts brain with a Kiwi.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, and I honestly don't want to."

I die of improper transplanting and respawn.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt! Think about it! Douchebags got the girl! My plan is flawless."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm pretty sure that a person that said girl feels attracted to is the one who 'gets' them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Do you get her?"

 

[Saltarius]

"My point is, I am not doing what you want me to do."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"See? You don't get her! At least wear the clothes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I funk my way over.
"You gotta be smoooooooooooooooth."
I melt into a puddle.

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't trust you, or your shitty clothes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You don't even know what they look like."

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly."