Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Ten strippers in a cake. And a bear. Bitches looove bears."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, despite what you may think, we do not have a sexual tension. A sexual tension would partially make your first idea plausible."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Why would you need sexual tension for the strippers?"

 

[Saltarius]

"SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Just send the bears then. bears in a cake. What could be better?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...I want her to like me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Bears."

 

[Saltarius]

"I need actual advice for Sister to like me Sig."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Shit man, I'm no good with chicks."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nobody is Sig. Which is why I'll just like...read. Trying would probably wreck my nonexistent chances into like beyond nothing. And beyond nothing is never a good place to be."

 

[Knife-28]

After making sure he's out of earshot of Sister, Knife walks over to Salt. "Alright, you want my advice, get her some flowers and take her out somewhere. Go see a film or have dinner or something."

 

[Saltarius]

I sigh. "Yeah, that's way more fuckin' reasonable than Sigma's...bear plan."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, don't dismiss the bears so quickly. After all, Sister is not like most women."
I turn to Sister and ask, "Sis! What would you prefer; bears in a cake, or a presumably crappy film and some flowers or some such sappy bullshit?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Thank you, Trilby, for blowing my cover preemptively."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I build a bonfire and cover it with C4.

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey you never know Trilby, the movie could have bears in it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah whatever, Knife, shut Trilby up while I mentally prepare myself for this."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Are you asking me out on a date, Tril?"

 

[Saltarius]

I throw up my hands and head into the office, where I proceed to make an impression in the desk with my face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over my shoulder.
"Yeah, he totally is. He's already bought the bear-cake and everything."