Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa punches Sig and Zombie in the dick.

A lot.

 

[Knife-28]

"Cricket's better." Knife says to the Corn God, before him and Salt are covered in smoothie. "Well, this was unexpected."

 

[Saltarius]

"And these flowers are fucking ruined. Let's find another store. So uh...carnations or roses?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dodge likeabaws.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I suggest orchids. Orchids are great."

 

[Saltarius]

"Noted."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The tube gets a blockage and explodes. Smoothie goes everywhere.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue eating the mango.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa continues punching Sig and Zombie in the dick.

 

[Corn God]

I bash in the tulpas skull.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall on the Staff of Genderswapping and spontaneosly turn into a girl.
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm a dream form shittiot."

 

[Saltarius]

"Any got a coin to flip? I'm torn between orchids and carnations."

 

[Corn God]

"What sorcery is this?"
Out of frustration, I smack the Knife human in the face with the bat.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look down at my chest.
"Huh."
I jump up and down a bit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa hands Salt a bouquet of both carnations and orchids. "It's classier if you buy more than one kind of flower."

 

[Saltarius]

"True, true. Well, now or never I suppose. Wish me luck, all."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Godspeed my friend."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey guys check this out."
I zap Zombie with the SoG.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. Sister, will you...no, would you...yeah would you sounds better. Now...shit I don't even know what's playing. Huh, I think Django's still out..."