Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I look down.
"Sig turn me back."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It doesnt have a reverse setting."
I zap Salt with the SoG.

 

[Saltarius]

I notice nothing due to my lack of eyesight.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, you're a woman now. How do you feel about that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't even try pulling that bullshit on me Zomb."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sigma zapped you with the SOG."

 

[Saltarius]

"The what."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The Staff of Genderswapping."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well tough luck. Sigma zapped you with it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sure he did."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, just pat your chest."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck no. That's weird."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh my fucking god, you're a girl now, alright?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, scratching this minor altercation, I'm still going to do this shit."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife grabs the SoG out of Sigma's hands, then zaps Salt and Zombie., turning them back.

Then for good measure he zaps the Corn God with it as well, then snaps the staff.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Wait, shit. I don't even know where she is."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The Corn God, being a gender less being is unaffected.
"Well at least this is fixed. Yo Sigma, let's go on an adventure."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Knife, mind navigating me?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start making a ridiculously large amount of pancakes.