Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Saltine, we both know what her answer going to be."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...this time could be different!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How? Why?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Erm...the mood?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Saltine, do you know why I call you 'Saltine'?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because my name is Salt and I'm white?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It's because you're bland and uninteresting. No one ever talks about the best cracker they've had. Now, look over there." He pointed his wispy tail toward a large robot holding a black male from his feet.

"Holy Mountain of Faith!" The black male exclaimed, "The A.I. in the Hum-Bot went haywire! I just need to reach the cockpit before it realizes it has boosters!" The so-called Hum-Bot then blasted away with it's boosters, "DAAAAAAAAAAAA[sup]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/sup][sup][sup]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN[/sup][/sup][sup][sup][sup]NNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT![/sup][/sup][/sup]"

"See, why can't you be interesting like him?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I think I'm going to go spiral into depression now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't do that!" Black Soul exclaimed, "There's no point! You have to change yourself! Make yourself cooler!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not seeing the point. Also why are you being referred to in a narrative manner?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Shut up, Salt. Don't break the fourth wall. "Well, if want to continue to bang your head against the same wall, I won't stop you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa greets the orb. "Hello orb."

 

[Saltarius]

"I want to succeed is what I want."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up, and notice Trilby trying to shove the poison pancake down my throat.
"Trilby plz."
I punch him in the face and throw him at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"FUCKING-"

I topple over with Trilby hitting me.

"Those were good fucking flowers too."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sorry man."
I whip up Salt some flowers in my blender and hand them to him.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm fairly certain the date proposal is beyond botched at this point."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"She's like catatonic at the moment."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm blind man, I can't see shit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well shes unconscious. Look."
I poke Sister.