Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
- Thread starter RaNDM G
- Start date
Recommended Videos
I look down at my chest.
"Aaaaawwww...Anyway yeah lets go adventuring!"
I grab Zombie, bring out my D&D Obsfucalrealityatron and send us into a campaign.
"TO ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUURE"
"Aaaaawwww...Anyway yeah lets go adventuring!"
I grab Zombie, bring out my D&D Obsfucalrealityatron and send us into a campaign.
"TO ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUURE"
"Quick roll to dance!"
I get a Natural Fucking Twenty.
I start Techno Dancing with the Gelatinous cube.
I get a Natural Fucking Twenty.
I start Techno Dancing with the Gelatinous cube.
I glance at the dice.
"Aw man that was my lucky one."
I turn into a bagel and roll down the hill., springing the spike trap next to Zombie.
"Crap."
"Aw man that was my lucky one."
I turn into a bagel and roll down the hill., springing the spike trap next to Zombie.
"Crap."
I get stabbed in various spots all over my body.
"Ow."
I respawn on the top of a volcano. I see a dragon flying around, so I phone Sigma.
"There's a massive flying lizard here. Could you like...bounce over?"
"Ow."
I respawn on the top of a volcano. I see a dragon flying around, so I phone Sigma.
"There's a massive flying lizard here. Could you like...bounce over?"
"gimme a sec I'm ganking this n00b.
I gank the n00b use my teleport scroll, appearing next to Zombie.
I gank the n00b use my teleport scroll, appearing next to Zombie.
I'm pushed to the side slightly, and I subsequently roll down the steep descend of the volcano.
I spot Sigma and Zombie lying down, faces buried in a pile of cocaine, with various D&D related objects scattered around them.
I attempt to offer them some delicious, and certainly not poisoned, pancakes.
I attempt to offer them some delicious, and certainly not poisoned, pancakes.
I drag Sigma out of the cocaine pile, then try to gently slide the alright-tasting and, in all likelihood, poisoned pancake down his throat.
Like a god from the machine, an orb appears near Salt's shoulder. It floats in midair and radiates a light blue aura around it. "'Sup, Saltine?" It greets.
"Well, as fun as getting your heart broken for the nth time sounds; it's Black Soul time, *****." If he had hands, or a tangible body, he would be putting sunglasses on at this time. "Now, come on, let's blow this popsicle stand."