Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Please don't."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I poke her again.
"I think I'm going to draw dicks on her face."
I take out my marker pen.

 

[Saltarius]

"I swear to fucking god Sigma."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah, man, this is salvageable. Maybe."
I look at Sister.
"Go out with Salt, because he'll spend the next act incessantly whining and bitching if you don't. And I'll record it, edit it all into a symphony of angst and feelings. Then, I'll build a robot to follow you around, playing it endlessly." I say. "And then I'll shoot a puppy in front of you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It's the only way Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, fuck you, and Sigma, fuck you even harder. With no lube."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa continues to be ignored.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I always carry my own, Salt."
I draw a penis on Sisters face.

 

[Saltarius]

"Screw this, I'm going to write a book or some shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine, if you're going to be like that..."
I turn to Sister.
"I retract my previous statement about my not asking you out. After much deliberation, and Salt being very rude, I have decided that I was, in fact, asking you out earlier, and just didn't realise it. Somehow. Don't question it."

 

[Saltarius]

"DO IT MAN! SEE IF I CARE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I am doing it." I point out.

 

[Saltarius]

"I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK THEN! I HOPE YOU BOTH GET FUCKING MARRIED AND HAVE LIKE FIVE KIDS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks, I guess..."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well... good."

 

[Saltarius]

"PERFECT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure, whatever."

 

[Saltarius]

"And for the record once more, fuck you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm getting pretty mixed signals from you, Salt."