Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"..You OK man?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's been a while since I've been projected for this long. Gimme a sec."

 

[Saltarius]

"A few seconds have passed."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt. Neither of us have any idea of how high I am right now. The answer is somewhere between 'unbelievably' and 'ONE MILLION PERCENT!', and I'm inclined towards the latter. Time is even weirder than it is normally here." The tulpa sits up. "How long have we been doing this?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not sure what we're measuring here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I mean how long have we been in the mall?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Like..." I count it out on my hands. "Nine months."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Really? How can we tell? What was the date when we came in? What's the date now? How does time work when we're on the mall and there are no days? What about that week I was dead?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I think I'm getting a tumor just thinking about it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Exactly. But what about when all this is over and we go to back to our normal lives? Can we do that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we really raising these questions again? Dude, I don't know, we fucking live together and adopt like twelve kids. Actually fuck that I hate kids."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Me too."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's hate kids together Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm down with this." The tulpa starts a DVD of {bullshit kiddie movie}. "Look at these fucking assholes!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I can't see shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh, sorry." He turns on the audio description.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is still lame shit. Knife, where you at?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm here." I say, walking over to Salt. "How'd it go with Sister?"

 

[Saltarius]

"She didn't answer, Trilby was a dick and redacted saying he was asking her out, and then I decided that I was up and fucking done. And now I'm here."

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, that sucks man." I say, poking the floor with my peg leg.
Oh yea, did I mention I have a peg leg? 'Cause I totally do.