Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I dunno, maybe she would've said yes. Then again, if she really fuckin cares that much she'll find me and tell me, right?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, right." I echo in agreement. "Hopefully."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Was that sarcasm?"

 

[Knife-28]

"What? No!" I say. "Sorry, I think I lost a bit of blood putting this peg leg in."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not good at detecting it apparently."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ow my eyes."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Way I see it Sisters a ***** who you need to stop obsessing over."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, and it doesn't seem healthy to pursue a relationship with her in the first place."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't really care anymore."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Salt the Hat of Apathy.

 

[Saltarius]

"I meant about Sister, not life you shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The fire continues to rage.
Someone should really do something about it before we end up with another smouldering wreck.

"Salt, I'd just like to say that I'm sorry for being such a cock. I'll try to be less of a dick, most of the time."

 

[Saltarius]

"You've said this before."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but this time I sort of mean it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm pretty sure you said that before too."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well fine then. I just won't bother trying to change."
I grab a nearby golf club, then smack Salt across the head with it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just pointing out the facts. And y'know, if you were really committed you would exert more self control, especially just now. All you're doing is making another example of hypocrisy for when you say you've reformed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Back on Invictus, you said you were done with Sister romantically. And what did you JUST do? You tried to ask Sister out. So maybe you should focus on your own self control before chastising others for their lack of it." I retort as I throw the golf club into the fire, before walking off.

 

[Saltarius]

"Same to you, dickbag."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I don't hear Salt due to my burning to death.
I respawn in my workshop and start building some new weapons to pass the time.