Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I grab a bunch of fire extinguishers and tie them together. I used the combined extinguishing power to put of the fires.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh thank you brave sir for saving us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I was unaware you wanted to burn to death. Let me help you with that."
I soak Salt in gasoline.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh thank you brave sir for damning us."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is stupid!" Both of me say at once.

 

[Saltarius]

"I know. I don't think I'm capable of intelligent thought any more."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I light a match and fling it into Salts face.

 

[Saltarius]

"Even now, I cannot seem to think straight." I say as I burn.

 

[Knife-28]

I poar a bucket of water over Salt. "Better?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure. Y'know, we should probably be a bit more concerned about the fact that Sister is near catatonic."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I don't think anybody apart from you and Knife care."
I pear over Trilby's shoulder to look at his weapons.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Sigma. Can I borrow your head for a moment?"
I put on a pair of welding goggles, and press a button on my wrist computer. Sigma's head is blown away by the two repulsors on either side of the goggles.
"Fuck yeah."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where the fuck is the narrator?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn.
"I was a service to science. I have never been so proud."

 

[Saltarius]

"Most likely dead."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, Knife, by that logic, the bears inside the cake could all have a shitload of DVDs." I point out.
I turn to Sister, and shrug. "I don't think so... I'm gonna go with 'no, I wasn't'."

"Oh... Okay then."

THEN RANDM DIED AND GIRL ISSUES FOR SIX PAGES THE END BLUH

[HEADING=2]MEANWHILE...[/HEADING]

"That's it, warlocks for everyone!" I turn to leave.

You're walking out then?

 

[Knife-28]

"Or sleeping." I say with a shrug, "You never know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll stay if this asshole apologises for his hurtful language."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes. Yes you were. Now, drink this."
I hand Sigma a can labelled 'Highly Acidic Fluid; May Cause Health Issues in Humans'.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I empty the can into my blender, along with some SuperNeutralizer.
"Why must you attempt to murder me Trilby."