Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

In another twist, I just so happen to require the use of the bathroom, and as such leave the area that the bomb would affect.

 

[MinimanZombie]

In yet another plot twist, the bomb is just a disguise which I am using. I stand up, and throw the real bomb into the bathroom.

 

[Saltarius]

But the plot twist pile doesn't stop getting any taller. I exit the bathroom, my business complete, and escaping unharmed.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I peak over my pile of Science.
"Tl;dr Salt is Hitler."

 

[MinimanZombie]

In possibly the final plot twist, I pull out a shotgun and destroy the back of Salts head.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"C-C-C-CRITICAL"

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn next to Zombie.

"Funny little coincidences man."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah." I discard the costume.
"Dude, can't we just like...explore some sub-basements or something?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hell yeah. Maybe they've changed since we've been down last."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Woo!" I grab Salt and dive head first down the elevator shaft.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I eat some of Sigma's Science pile.
I implode, and respawn next to Zombie as he falls down the lift shaft.
"Watcha doin'?" I ask, nibbling on some more Science.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch them go, waving a handkerchief.
"Bring me back a souvenir!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're going to the sub-basements again! Wanna tag along?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sure, I've always wanted to go."
I grab my Potholing kit and Tag Along.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't think I have much of a choice at this point, what with the 'I'm currently going there' thing and all. Plus, I never went down there before, so... may as well."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh yeah! Party of 4, to combat the EVIL NIGHTMARISH CREATURES FROM BEYOND THE DARKEST CORNERS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS and get cool loot!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... what was that about nightmarish creatures from beyond the darkest corners of our imaginations? Because my imagination goes to some pretty dark places." I say. "Then again, I assume the loot would scale with the level of unspeakable horror you face, so that's good."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, the amount of loot and it's power is questionable at best."
We land on the safety mat at the bottom of the shaft.
"Man, good thing we had this installed after last time."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, we're potentially taking a big risk for a possibly tiny reward? I see no flaws in this plan."
I stand up, brush some dust off myself. The two repulsors on my goggles start glowing, like two small, bright, torches.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I run over to a nearby chest and loot it most vigorously., and find a Jagged Contraption of Metal and Charisma.