Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Jokes on all of you. I can't even see."

 

[MinimanZombie]

A colossal wasp appears.
"That's a little sub par, don't you think?"
The wasp, instead of just stinging us, shoots darts at us.
"That's a bit better...I guess..."

 

[Saltarius]

"AW FUCK, A SENTIENT DART GUN."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Y'know, I asked you a question."

"Tried."

"Well what'll happen to my quest if I do?"

It keeps going. It ends however you want, although you won't gain your title if you make a mess out of everything.

 

[Saltarius]

"POINT IS I ASKED A QUES-Wait, how the fuck can I hear her and how could she possibly hear me?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Sorry, what?" I ask, having been walking past Sister as she spoke.

 

[Saltarius]

"Maybe there's like...a comm system that goes both ways down here."

 

[RaNDM G]

Yeah, sure, let's go with that.

"Seriously Salt. What did you want to ask me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wanted to ask you out. Currently, this is kind of a bad time to say this given we're dicking around in the sub-basements."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use Salt as a meatshield, then fire my repulsor-goggles at the giant wasp.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Alright. I guess I'll wait for you when you get back."

What are you guys even doing, anyway?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hmph." My eyes light up for a second. "Heheheheheheh." I climb to a church spire and shout to the villagers. "Listen up eveybody I'm gonna Army of Darkness this shit and defend you from the warlocks." I wrack my brains trying to remember what happens in Army of Darkness.

 

[Knife-28]

"So...how are you Sister." I ask her.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw a rock at the wasp.
"We're exploring the sub-basements of course! What else could we do in our spare time?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. I would appreciate if you stopped grabbing me so sensually."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm not touching you at all. I'm just standing here, letting you bravely protect me from the giant wasp's darts. Uh... like the valiant Knight you are. Let's say that."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's still got some homosexual subtext to it."

I shove Trilby in front of the wasp and stab it through him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I fail to see how."
I get impaled, and respawn behind Salt.
"I'm using you as a human shield. I am endangering you out of sheer self preservation. If you see any sexual subtext there, you have problems. Then again, you do have a thing for Sister, so... guess it makes sense."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah yeah whatever. Did I kill the wasp?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't think you even injured it. If we were fighting a colossal BEE, then we'd be good." I point out.