Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"And Walken crossed it!"
I throw a spear at the Walken-Wasp's nose.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Now I'm going to go find something to get us to the next level."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... if Christopher Walken can warp reality as we know it, isn't it a really bad idea to attack him when he's also a wasp, therefore able to fly?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Technically being able to warp reality would enable him to let himself fly regardless, but that is an astute observation nonetheless. So let's just be on our merry way to find whatever the fuck there is to find and return to the surface."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good point..."
I run away from the Walken-Wasp.

 

[Saltarius]

I carve a hole in the ground and jump in to the next level.

"I'm not sure if there's even a point to coming down here."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up from my Charisma-induced coma and look around.
"Where'd everyone go?"

 

[Saltarius]

I fumble around in the dark of the next level.

"Alright ************, what's your hook."

I fail to notice the gravelly tone to my voice, and the kevlar suit.

For on this floor, all are Batman.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I hang upside down from a pipe on the ceiling, "Hey, guys. Can I follow ya'll?" I say in a gravely voice.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why the fuck are you talking like that?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hang on." I jump down, reach into my pocket and pull out some Halls, "Sore throat. Seasonal allergies are a *****." I say in a normal voice.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why are you down here?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Drugs."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sneak up behind Waffles and cover him in science.

 

[Saltarius]

"...So, how updated are you as far as events here go?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I am covered in science, "No, not really."

 

[Saltarius]

"...How, not are."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I know you'll never get a date with Sister, but, that's prior knowledge."

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfffff....Oh man, you really don't know, do you?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yes, Salt. Thanks to my 11th grade education, I know everything that goes on in this Mall."