Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Recent events. Let's leave it at that."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set the Science on fire.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Lemme guess. Intergalactic war or some shit?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Wh-No. What did you just said that was met with laughter?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You will never get a date with Sister?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Think about why I would laugh at that, and then say that you don't know."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Black Soul possessed you and helped you get a date didn't he?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dance the fandango.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not even close. Well, you got half of it right. And just so you don't get the wrong idea, no, he didn't possess me. Or interact with me period."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You got a date on your own?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump down the hole, after grabbing Trilby. The Walken-Wasp tries to do the same, and gets it's head stuck in the hole.
"That's one problem solved...sort of..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, that's bullshit. You're genetically destined to be lonely forever."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey man, ask Knife or fuckin' anybody who's been around the past few hours."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're going to fuck it up somehow. You know that, right?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Least there was the chance, y'know? Sides', you're one to talk about being alone."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, I like nuclear container of cool. No one can stay around me for too long and anyone that does dies a slow, cancerous death."

 

[Saltarius]

"...So how often do you shave them palms, Bacon?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Often enough so you'll feel the silky smoothness of them while I'm wringing your neck."