Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"CAN'T YOU OVER THE SOUND OF PROGRESS AND LOOT. MAN LOOK AT ALL THIS FUCKING MONEY. I'M RICHER THAN TOGAMI RIGHT NOW."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ignoring Salt, I say, "I'm fine, Knife. 'Been searching the Mall, searching myself really. When I got bored with that, I started doing a lot of drugs."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'M DYING OF PAPERCUTS FROM ALL THIS MONEY!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Salt suddenly gets impaled by dozen of spears coming from seemingly nowhere. "I guess we entered the Dangan Ronpa sub-basement."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn next to Waffles, who is conveniently run over by a speeding firetruck.

 

[Knife-28]

"Indeed, so, find anything interesting searching The Mall and/or yourself?" Knife asks, moments before Waffles becomes pancake(d).

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I respawn and tell Knife, "I found that I idolize people so much so that I lose my identity and try to become them."

 

[Saltarius]

"I always knew you were jealous you couldn't be me Waffles."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ha! HAHA! HAHAHAAHA!"
Knife continues laughing for several minutes.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Salt suddenly gets thrown in a trash can while a black and white teddy bear throws rocks at him. He gets out and travels to frozen area and dies of frostbite.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, fuck this floor."

I tunnel down to the next level.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

We reached the Ace Attorney sub-basement. I am suddenly orange-skinned and wearing an awesome shirt, "I ain't murder anyone!" I scream, tugging on my lapels.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is the bottle of poison."

I show a bottle that is clearly not poison.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"DAMMIT, HOW DID YOU FIND MY POISON!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Case solved."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wait, wait, wait!" I change outfits into white dress, "Feenie, you wouldn't convict me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Waffles, dude. One. The only male fighter I'm attracted to is Paddy. Two. I am sort of slightly in a relationship currently. Three. I cannot be charmed given my lack of sight. So go hang, ya *****."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fine." I change into a Kurain spirit medium outfit, "I'm going to be Maya, no matter what you say."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just keep this ensemble for the rest of our time in the Mall."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You got it, Nick!"