Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

With a bit of health left and use that cheap as move that steals health. After regaining health, I make the screen my ***** and spam everything like it was fuckin' Touhou.

 

[Saltarius]

I throw some evidence at Waffles, killing him because Phoenix is glassy as fuck.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!" I scream before changing into Wesker. "Global saturation." I say before all over the screen, destroying Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sorry, I'm immune to bullshit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're no fun."

 

[Saltarius]

"You betrayed the law."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I'm not going to say it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Lawwwwwwwwwwwwww. Now then, can we get on to more serious matters?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Like, helping you on your date?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Erm, sure."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, I'm serious. Just 'cuz I'm not gettin' any doesn't mean you shouldn't."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's surprisingly nice of you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Think nothing of it." I frame Salt's face, "Not bad looking, but we need to something about that hair. You look like an anime character gone punk."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh this?" I return my hair to its regular shape. "Just part of the Phoenix Wright ensemble."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Nah, it still doesn't work. You look like a human Sonic the Hedgehog. You need something...different."

 

[Saltarius]

"...But my hair isn't upwards in the slightest. I could just run my head under a sink or some shit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, whatever white people do."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Right."

I return a few minutes later, my hair covering my face.

"Y'know, blindness sort of makes it hard to realize when you need a cut."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know in cartoon you have a dog with it's fur covering it's eyes? That's you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can I use a sword to cut it? I think Buddha did that."