Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"I DON'T LOOK LIKE HIM!" I yell, before storming off...again.

"He's got a point you know." Knife says, taking off his sunnies and slipping them back into his pocket, "If you need a hint, he's the one dressed in enough white to make a Ku Klux Klan's man blush."

[sub]"OH FUCK OFF!"[/sub]

"Also I swear we've had this conversation before."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know what, I'll just call you something else... You are now the new Woon." I say to the Knife who isn't walking off. "Congratulations on your promotion."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ha, Haha, HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Knife continues laughing like this for several minutes, then suddenly stops.
"Fuck off, you call me Woon I'm calling you DemonJazz."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Your other option is I call you Matilda."

 

[Knife-28]

"No, my other option is that you call my by my real name. Comprende senour fuckwit?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Matilda, if I called you by your real name, I'd have to call Knife something else because I can't call two people Knife. That's just confusing. And Knife isn't here, so he won't know why I'm calling him Matilda."

 

[Saltarius]

"Call him Serrated."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Lets call him Efink"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nah, I'm sticking with Matilda."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Waffles, are we almost done?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't rush beauty, asshole." I clip a small part of Salt's hair. "Perfect."

 

[Saltarius]

"So we're good? Or is there more?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Clothes. Definitely clothes."

 

[Saltarius]

"For f-what's wrong with what I have?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hold up a mirror in front of Salt.
[img/]http://media1.santabanta.com/full1/Global%20Celebrities%28M%29/Justin%20Bieber/justin-bieber-5a.jpg[/img]
"Hmmmm...not what I'd call stunning..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I commit seppuku for what I have done.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, that's a CD cover. I'm blind and I know that."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How do you know what a Justin Beiber CD cover looks like?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wasn't always blind."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look at the mirror. It sheds its disguise and reveals itself as a CD.
"You betrayed me..."