Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Regardless. Waffles, I think I'm fine when it comes to clothing."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're not. You have no finesse, no style."

 

[Saltarius]

"But I look formal!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know that fat kid from Project X? You're him right now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then what do you recommend?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well Demonjazz, as compelling as your arguments are, I offer a counter. You call me by my actuall name, and...ugh, I won't make any puns around you,ok?"

 

[Saltarius]

"YO KNIFE, DO I LOOK DECENT?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Decent enough I guess."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Goddammit, decent isn't good enough."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"See what I mean?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just make me 'good'. I don't want to look like a tryhard."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fine." Using my unexplained cosplay powers, I change Salt in Kanji, "Happy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm...perfect."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"My work is done. Go get her."

 

[Saltarius]

"I WILL WAFFLES! I WI-"

I run facefirst into a pillar.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Salt, why am I friends with you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You honestly expected a blind man to perfectly find his way?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't all blind people have echolocation?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...That's bats and dolphins, you fuckhead."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I was just trolling, but, dolphins have echolocation?!"