Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh good." I breath a sigh of relief, "I thought you were gay for me. That'd mess up our friendship."

 

[Saltarius]

"Told you. Only gay for Paddy, and he's not even here. Not to say this was my chance or anything."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hello."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey, Sis!" I greet warmly.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey."

I immediately cease holding hands with Waffles.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Um... What's with the hand holding?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, I'm the seme to his uke." I tell Sister, "I'll be seein' you around, blanco nino." I slap Salt on the ass while leaving.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Does everyone forget that I'm blind? I need physical guidance sometimes, alright?"

I recoil from the ass slap.

"I feel violated on so many levels."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Enjoy it!" I yell while still in earshot.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ready to go out?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ready when you are."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Okay, so... Where do you plan on taking us?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

A voice speaks inside Salt's head, "Paintball~!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably paintball or some shit."

 

[Knife-28]

I sit and munch on some popcorn while I watch it unfold. The movie It, not 'it' as in Salt's date with Sister, no, that's what Knife's doing.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ooo. I love paintball. Where at?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Wherever the closest one is."

 

[RaNDM G]

"But... Wait, where is the closest one?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck it, let's just grab some paintball guns and make the entire fucking mall the field."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Sure."

You grab a variety of excellent paint arms.