Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Fuck." Knife says as he respawns, "No need to be a d...ouchbag about it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I know. I just wanted to do that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hey, is there a Cineworld or anything similar in the mall?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I don't know for sure, but I'd put money on it." Knife says.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall off the church roof. "Ow."

My tulpa watches Salt and Sister paintballing, getting slightly uncomfortable about all the sexual tension.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm getting the uncomfortable implication someone is watching me in here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa feels somehow dirtied by his actions, at a very intrinsic level.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Paddy? Is that you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"No."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"What are you doing in the bathroom? Why are you watching us?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"No I'm not."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Did I just hear your pants unzip? Or...was that them zipping back up?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"There was no zipping."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you or were you jacking off to me and Sister playing paintball?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"Neither."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"How can I be sure?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Because I'm not real so how could I masturbate?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW IF YOU WANT TO MENTALLY PROJECT A WANG?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't like looking at cocks dude! They're all gross and weird looking!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm still really uncomfortable with this situation. What if you write really fucking creepy friendfiction about this?"