Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"My friendfiction is of the highest quality!"

 

[Saltarius]

"SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU ARE LITERALLY WRITING A FUCKING FRIENDFICTION DURING OUR FIRST DATE."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"No."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Is that a 'no' no or a 'yes' no?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"It's not not a no no."

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Why Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

"..."

"..."

My tulpa disperses.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk out of the bathroom, visibly shaken.

"Yeah, ok, you win."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I remain on the ground at the base of the church tower.

"We're off to a good start at least."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister belts you one in the gut her t-shirt cannon. You crumple to the ground, gasping for breath.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

You must have saw that coming.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah okay...you *cough* win. We get it."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You should have seen the look on your face!"

I remain on the ground at the base of the church tower.

"We're off to a good start at least."

Now what?

 

[Saltarius]

"This relationship is clearly out to a wonderful *cough* start."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I leap to my feet and clap my hands. "Right, tell me everything I need to know about these warlocks."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up and wonder where everyone is.
"Yo where is everyone."

 

[Saltarius]

I get up and walk over to the railing.

"Up here."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look up.
"Sweet."
I grab a nearby grappling hook and scoot up to the others.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...yeah, lost that match pretty hard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Or did you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Nah, he lost pretty spectacticaly." Knife says, walking over to the others.