Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Yes, you dumb shit."

 

[Knife-28]

Meanwhile, Knife is sniggering, trying not to laugh at Salt's appearance.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well, excuse me for not having a PhD in marine biology!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we just do this already?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What? Your date?"

 

[Saltarius]

"WELL NO OFFENSE BUT I NEED SOME GUIDANCE."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Dude, stop overthinking it. You talk and eat. Nothing special."

 

[Saltarius]

"...We never actually discussed what we were going to do."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Paintball. Paintball works for first dates."

 

[Saltarius]

"You want a blind man to go into a paintball match with a severely mentally unstable woman."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It will entertain me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck it, I'm sure she'll get a kick out of it at least. Let's just find her and do this."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sure, I actually don't talk to her much any way."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay Waffles, I need assert that I am in no way sexually attracted to you. Please hold my hand and take me to where she is."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know you my chocolate, Salt." I grab his hand and lead him to Sister.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm trying my damnedest to keep the vomit down."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Do you know how many Pyshce-Locks are around you? I don't need to be a spiritual medium to see them."

 

[Saltarius]

They all break.

"Waffles...looks like you got me. I have to admit it now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...Wait, what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I fucking hate your physical appearance and my sexual organs shrivel in disgust at the sight of you, or your mere presence, even whilst blind.